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New Slugger Joins the

Tolbert Team

     The highly anticipated arrival of the most complete baseball player in history, according to scouts, has occurred. Matthew Adrian Tolbert has agreed to terms with the Tolbert squad after a lengthy 8 month hold-out.

     The terms of the contract were not disclosed; however the player emerged from the El Camino arbitration center all smiles. Coaches, Marcus and Gabriella are most impressed with Matthew’s speed and strength. “Natural talent is his gift and he is ours”, exclaimed the proud coaches.

Spring training being just a few short months away will

mean the  rookie will have to get off

to a fast start. The Tolbert franchise has a winning tradition to uphold. All-Stars, Patrick and Alex are eager to “see what the kid’s got to contribute”. “He’s got to prove his worth, just like the rest of us”, says Alexander.

    If the coaches are able to find a spot in the lineup for all these talented players, the Yankees should be in for a challenge next season. There is al-

     The highly touted prospect had few words for his fans and teammates during the 5 hour press conference. Coach Marcus and Team Owner – Gabriella are very excited about the future of the team with this new addition.

ready talks about a world championship for the team.

Statistics:

Name:    Matthew Adrian Tolbert

Ht/Wt:     20”  /  7lbs. 14ozs.

Drafted: November 17, 2009 - 1:30 pm

Position(s): Catcher/Pitcher